Outlandish England: Walking Unlikely Landscapes

Nick Hunt Explores outlandish
Nick Hunt explores Southeast England among other locations in the new book, Outlandish.

In ‘Outlandish,’ Find Some of Europe’s Most Interesting Places

By Nick Hunt

The place that is sometimes called ‘England’s only desert’ can be reached by a miniature railway line that runs to a nuclear powerimg 1 station on one of the largest expanses of shingle beaches in Europe.

Across the pebbled coastal plain a tiny, gleaming steam engine chugs bravely and ridiculously past weather-beaten huts and abandoned fishing boats, to deposit its passengers near the foot of a black lighthouse.

The power station hums inland, too brutally large to understand. Ahead, the shingle foreshore lilts towards the sea.

Sections of boardwalk lead visitors out across the stones, past rusted bits of winching gear and outcrops of sea kale; in summer, the pebblescape is red with poppies. Stepping off the wooden boards, stones crunch with every step.

The shingle is composed of flint. If you bring your boots down hard, your footsteps might strike sparks.

The English desert of Dungeness draws a million people a year, pilgrims to its weirdness. Why go to the Sahara when you can visit Kent?

The headland noses out from the southeast coast towards Boulogne-sur-Mer, thirty miles across the sea. It is out on a limb, on its way to nowhere.

We did not arrive by train, my partner Caroline and I, but by cycling eastwards along the sand-duned coast from Rye, inland through the town of Lydd, and then back towards the sea.

Despite the cloudless, glaring sky, what felt like a gale-force wind tore against us all the way, dragging the breath from our lungs if we faced directly into it, so that we progressed like drunks, teetering and gasping.

At times the wind was so intense that it almost forced us to retreat, or into the shelter of barriers raised against the sea, but soon there was no shelter left. Ahead lay only pebbles. The emptiness seemed immense and we became extremely small. Distances were hard to gauge, and proportions misaligned.

Iconic Huts

We stayed for a week in Dungeness in one of the iconic huts – it belonged to the family of a friend – and spent our days walking the foreshore and our evenings watching the sun collapse in a wobbling orange ball, like a shot-down UFO. The sky was not the English sky but the sky of a greater continent, with a clearer quality of light.

Our discoveries got stranger. Astonishingly for what looks, at first glance, like a desolate place, this headland provides a habitat for a third of Britain’s plant species, many of them rare; the ceaseless sifting of the sea sorts the pebbles into troughs and ridges that trap rainwater, creating small pockets of life.

Sculptures of driftwood and scrap metal protrude along the shore, the creations of artists drawn here by the legacy of Derek Jarman, the avant-garde film director who coaxed a garden from the stones. And in one strange spot offshore, hidden pipes discharge hot water from the nuclear power station (actually two nuclear power stations, Dungeness A and Dungeness B) into patches dubbed ‘the boils’, where the warmer temperature attracts tiny sea creatures which, in turn, attract shoals of fish and wheeling seagulls.

The wastewater is – apparently – clean, but it is hard to overcome suspicions of mutant energies. A common description of this coast is ‘post-apocalyptic’.

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One evening at sunset, with crimson light pouring over a scene of wind-whipped marram grass and the skeletons of boats, I experienced a moment of dislocation; suddenly I was not in England but in a North American wasteland, sometime in an imagined future that felt dreamily familiar, surrounded by the flotsam and jetsam of a collapsed culture.

The light; the rusted metal cables; the plants like deformed cabbages; the presence of the power stations with their mysterious blinking lights; the landscape’s sheer outlandishness: it was briefly enough to jolt me free from time and place. ‘Outlandish’ comes from the Old English ūtland, which means ‘foreign country’, and that was this desert’s uncanny effect. It made my country foreign.

Dungeness – disappointingly – is not actually a desert. In less taxonomic times the word was more cultural than geographical, meaning simply a place that was deserted (from the Latin desertum) but scientific classification has now fixed the term in place and there are climatological parameters that this headland does not fit.

To qualify as a true desert an area must receive less than 250 millimeters of precipitation a year. Dungeness gets more than that – the sea kale, sea holly, orchids, vetch, broom, sorrel, sage, bugloss, poppies, and six hundred other species of plant are proof – too much rain falls even here, in one of Britain’s driest places. In 2015 the Met Office, in response to a newspaper claim, officially refuted the myth of the shingle’s desert status.

Nevertheless, for a moment there, I found myself transported.

Nick Hunt


Nick Hunt has walked and written across much of Europe. His articles have appeared in the Economist, the Guardian and other publications, and he also works as a storyteller and co-editor for the Dark Mountain Project. His books Walking the Woods and the Water and Where the Wild Winds Are were finalists for the Stanford Dolman Travel Book of the Year. He currently lives in Bristol, England.

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