Palm Springs, California:
A Gay Friendly Vacation
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There is one lesbian bar in Palm Springs, Delilah's. Women also go to Toucans, which according to Joanna is “a mixed bar more or less”. Joanna, singer and drummer, performs in an all female band, “Sassy Sisters”. They play for special events, in the intimate downstairs “Wine Cellar” at Casita Laquita, and across the street at The Reef Tiki Bar in Caliente Tropics.
A romantic wedding had taken place the night before at Casitas Laquita, which reminds me, Massachusetts boys and girls, Palm Springs is the ultimate gay honeymoon destination. In our upside down gay world, it is amusing to contemplate a honeymoon after 21 years -- my partner and I were married last Thanksgiving -- but also perhaps more appreciated because society has made us wait so long.
A wedding, a honeymoon, a romantic night out, or none of the above would be a perfect excuse to rent an exotic luxury vehicle from Vintage Vehicles & Props (760-318-6255, email@example.com).
In the center of Palm Springs is the spot where the Cahuilla Indians first discovered “Se-khi” – boiling water – the hot mineral springs which give the town its name. These springs were considered to be sacred, as well as curative and restorative.
On this very spot the Indians have built a stupendous spa, with a regime of steam, sauna, and eucalyptus inhalation therapy, all in preparation for the traditional “Taking of the Waters” in a private mineral tub with whirlpool action, followed by a stay in the tranquility room.
When the temperature rises in the summer, hotel rates plummet. Cool mist systems around nearly every pool keep you comfortable, but visitors in those months usually plan to be out of the heat at midday.
Summer nights in the desert are magical. Easter means the White Party, a bacchanal of epic proportions peopled principally by the gum chewing set. The Dinah Shore Golf classic is nearly at the same time, and is a significant draw for the Lesbian community.
As might be expected, Palm Springs has an extraordinary range of exceptional food. For breakfast and lunch you can’t top ‘More Than a Mouthful Café’, with everything entirely made from scratch.
Gay owned and run, with a ‘neighborhood regulars’ feeling, lunches and breakfasts come in at just under the $ 10 mark. Box lunches from Aspen Mills are equally legendary, and come in at the same price point. With so many excellent choices for dinner, what is a guy to do? My two top favorites are ZIN – American Style Bistro – “Where Other Chefs Eat”, and Wang’s in the Desert.
Inadvertently, or possibly by design, we became the floor show. Who knows if we will ever be invited back? Driving by the restaurant the next day, I almost expected to see our names up on a marquis. I don’t know when I have had more fun, at least doing something I could write about.
Most architectural historians agree that mid-century modernism had its roots in the California desert. The Palm Springs collection of these masterpieces is as historically significant as Colonial Williamsburg or Deerfield, Massachusetts.
Whatever you do in Palm Springs, do not miss Robert Imber’s Modern Architecture Tour (firstname.lastname@example.org). Intertwined with delightful anecdotes and local lore, you will begin to see this important movement through his eyes and in the course of three hours begin to love it.
Twin Palms, Frank Sinatra’s 1947 house, came about when on an April stroll, ice cream cone in hand, old blue eyes walked into architect Stewart Williams’ office with only one requirement, that he be in by Christmas. He was. Society gossip has it that he built it for Ava Gardner. We should all have such generous boyfriends.
Imber charges $55 a person, a real bargain, and ferries you around in his minivan. On a recent tour, one wag, an old friend of Robert’s driving an exquisite vintage Bentley, pulled next to his minivan, rolled down his window, and asked “ if he might have any Grey Poupon”. Only in Palm Springs!
Palm Springs is one of the few places on earth where Inns boast about being the setting for your favorite porn movie and proudly showcase them in their lobbies as sacred texts. In mixed company, and for the sake of the courts, they are now described as educational films.
To borrow a technical phrase from the adult movie industry, the real Palm Springs “money shot” (o.k., folks, use your imagination) does not involve the handsome men, but those extraordinary mountains that surround you in all directions, no matter where you look.
The Palm Springs Aerial Tram is mandatory. Rising two and a half miles in Mt. San Jacinto State Park, two 80 passenger cars revolve slowly from within, providing a 360 degree view.
The afternoon temperature at the bottom Valley Station was 71 degrees; by the time the tram reached the Mountain Station, a 6,000 foot climb, the temperature was 31 and there were 5 inches of snow on the ground.
Our fellow passengers were well-equipped with cross country skis, snowshoes and sleds, an image that gives you pause in the warm Valley Station below.
Geology 101, intricately veined and shaded cliff facades, dizzying vistas, and mountain mists and clouds that you pass directly through, cause a right brain/left brain struggle that leaves you weak-kneed and pleasantly numb. At the top, 54 miles of hiking trails and primitive campgrounds spread out before you.
Think about those figures for a minute. It is a wonder that they can even stand up, much less dance, sing and strut around the stage. I would fall flat on my face. In your face, Busby Berkey.
Add one more startling fact: they are introduced on stage with their Broadway and Hollywood resumes, climaxing, in a drum roll, with their age.
“ Top banana” Impressario Riff Markowitz guides us through the series of “bits”, from Leonardo’s Ed Sullivan style plate spinning, set to the music of Katchatourian, to the sidesplitting ventriloquist routine of Sammy King and Franciso, the ill-tempered parrot with a Hispanic accent and an aversion to having his feet touched.
Guest star Kaye Ballard, veteran of the Perry Como, Doris Day, and Ed Sullivan shows, was superb.
My other favorite was Hunter’s, a sprawling, high energy club with a throbbing dance floor, pool tables, and men hot enough to make your personally insecure author want to pull a paper bag down over his head.
Walled in by those biblically majestic mountain ranges, the extravagantly lush oasis that is Palm Springs reminds you of nothing so much as our ancient images of Eden. This paradise proves the bible thumping religious right dead wrong: here Adam & Eve and Adam & Steve happily co-exist in near perfect harmony. Pack your bags (or not, if you are going clothing optional) and fly out for a visit, for in this 21st century world, Paradise is sometimes, if not always, lost.
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Rocky Tahama, Head Ranger, 760-831-1980.
Tahquitz Canyon Visitors Center: 760-416-7044.
Smoke Tree Stables, guided horseback tours in the Canyons, even for the complete novice. Wranglers Casey Johnson or Paul Cusenza, 760-327-1372.
Top choice: Triangle Inn, 555 E. San Lorenzo Rd., Palm Springs, CA 92264.
East Canyon Hotel & Spa. 288 E. Camino Monte Vista, Palm Springs, CA 92262. 1-877-324-6835. 1-760-320-1928.
INNdulge Palm Springs. 601 Grenfall Rd. Palm Springs, CA 92264. 1-800-833-5675. 1-760-327-1408.
Tortuga del Sol. 715 E. San Lorenzo Rd. Palm Springs, CA 92264. 1-888-541-3777. 1-760-416-3111.
Favorite Women’s Resort:
Specialized Resorts: (Bears): The Desert Bear Resort, 530 E. Mel Ave., Palm Springs, CA 92262. 1-888-GO-GROWL (hands down winner of the authors “Best Telephone # Award”), 1-760-325-6767.
Indian owned & run Spa Resort & Casino, site of the original spring. 1-800-258-2WIN. 100 North Indian Canyon Drive, Palm Springs 92262. Ph: 1-760-325-1461.
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More Than A Mouthful Café. 134 E. Tahquitz Canyon Way, Palm Springs, CA 92262. 1-760-322-3776. The ultimate box lunch, Aspen Mills.
Wang’s in the Desert, 424 South Indian Canyon Drive, Palm Springs, CA 92262.
Blame it On Midnight, 777 East Tahquitz Canyon Way.
Palm Springs Modern Architectural Tours, Robert Imber. 1-760-318-6118.
Palm Springs Aerial Tramway. One Tramway Rd., Palm Springs, 92262. 1-760-325-1449. pstramway.com
The Fabulous Palm Springs Follies. The Plaza Theatre, 128 South Palm Canyon Drive, Palm Springs, CA 92262. 1-760-327-0225.
Favorite Bars: Hunter’s Video Bar. 290 E. Arenas Rd. Palm Springs, 92262. 760-323-0700.
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