Manitoba: Singing to Belugas

Gathering Room of the lodge. Robert Postma photo.
Gathering Room of the lodge. Robert Postma photo.

Trolling Humans for Whales, and Other Madness from Manitoba

By Richard Bangs

Swimming with belugas. A person is towed by a boat who sings and it makes the belugas sing in harmony. Mary Beth Bond photo.
Swimming with belugas–a person is towed by a boat who sings and it makes the belugas sing in harmony. Mary Beth Bond photo. Watch a video of the belugas

The Mad Hatter: “Have I gone mad?”
Alice Kingsley: “I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.”

The Mad Hatter: “There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.”

This seems crazy. In the stern of a Mark V Zodiac on the Arctic Sea I’m slipping into a dry suit, fitting into flippers, and adjusting a snorkel mask. Then Terry, the guide, instructs to jump overboard and turn on my belly, feet facing him.

Once so positioned, he slips a lasso around my ankles, fires up the 60 hp Mercury engine, and pays out the line. “Don’t forget to sing,” Terry yells.
“What kind of music?” I garble.

“Try your national anthem, as long as you’re not from a whaling nation.”

So as I’m being dragged, backward, through the cold water, I begin my playbook…Francis Scott Key, Tom Waits, Paul Robeson, Leonard Cohen, Barry White…but nothing happens. Then I remember Terry saying that women, with their higher voices, seem to get the best results, and so I switch to The Four Seasons and Michael Jackson, and boom….suddenly the space in front of my mask is filled with belugas, dancing, squeaking, chirping, and grinning at me.

They bend and curve like ballerinas. There must be twenty that swim up, turn heads in a seeming greeting, and then dart away, like phantoms into the night. This is wild. This is wonderful. I’m being trolled for whales. Who came up with this wacky idea?

An Improbable Visionary

Mike Reimer is the improbable visionary who concocted this seemingly insane way to commune with belugas. And he designed a way to walk, eye-level, with polar bears, and his outfit remains the only in the world to offer such. And he came up with the idea of crafting luxury lodges in extreme latitudes to give access to these beasts of the northern wild.

At the front door of the lodge.."Anyone Home?" Lydia Attinger photo.
At the front door of the lodge..”Anyone Home?” Lydia Attinger photo.

Edgar Allan Poe, assessing himself, said: “Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence.” Mike Reimer just may possess the loftiest intelligence.

I press against the window of a de Havilland turbo Beaver to a badlands of nothingness and nobody. There are tiny lakes, spots of water that look like human eyes brooding.

Then over the bay I look down to white whales scattered like spilled rice on a kitchen counter. This is a place far apart, desolate as the mare of the moon. There are no roads, bridges, homes, people or pollution. How could anyone build a lodge here?

We bead onto a small dirt strip surrounded by blazing fireweed. We’ve arrived at The Seal River Lodge, the cynosure in a collection Mike and his wife Jeanne imagined and then built. Walking towards the entrance I sense its marginal asymmetries give the building an air of movement in repose.

I pull a handle made from caribou antler on the big wooden door, and step into a warm lounge brightened by a windows overlooking Hudson Bay. There is a moose head on the wall, a rack of caribou antlers, skulls of wolf and polar bear on the floor, and a snowy owl, who no longer gives a hoot, hanging by a wire from the ceiling.

The Unwelcome Mats

Into the room strides a tall, lanky man with a north-weathered smile: Mike Reimer, hand thrust in greeting. He exudes a gladness of place and time. He gives a tour of his inn, beaming like a proud father, or grandfather, which he newly is. Out the window, I can see a set of boards with the points of long nails thrusting upwards, like an Indian Fakir’s bed. “The unwelcome mats,” Mike explains. “Keeps the polar bears from smashing the windows.”

Watch a video about the lodge

As Mike glides through his creation he shares how he found this outpost….it was an abandoned whale research station, and occasional goose blind, which he first spotted on an aerial survey. When he finally reached the structure the overgrown foliage seemed to lift the building above the ground. All the windows and doors were knocked out by polar bears, and it stank of Arctic fox urine.

But, it was propped in a place practically boiling with bears and belugas, and, freed from the limits of lower-latitude eyes, Mike knew this his destiny. There were some logistical issues. He had to freight most everything over the April sea ice from Churchill, over 60 miles away, by a 1956 D6 Cat at a blistering 2 mph. In a balmy 20 degrees below zero.

Past large carnivores who see humans as juicy treats. To some the challenge seemed a bit daft….one trip the 40,000 lb. bulldozer, driven by his brother, broke through the ice. But he persisted, and with patience, ingenuity and lots of familial support, he cobbled the vision together. Freshwater had to be piped in from a lake over a mile away. In his first year of operation, 1994, he had one client. Now the season is almost completely booked.

After the tour, Mike says it’s time to go for a walk. But, of course, this is no ordinary walk. There are nine others staying at the lodge, ranging from an Indian family with two pre-teen boys, an Italian countess who speaks little English; a Chinese photographer who speaks no English (the common language is biota), and a retired couple who travel the world seeking bucket list wildlife. We all suit up in thick Salus jackets and Wellington boots and step out onto the springy tundra.

A Huge Hare

The first few steps into this primal kingdom are already rewarding…we pass a huge hare, something from Wonderland after Alice has shrunk. It’s an Arctic hare, largest in the world, says Terry our tuque-topped guide.

Then we have a Caddyshack moment as a scurry of little furry animals darts about, popping in and out of gopher-like holes…they are sik-siks, the Innu name for arctic ground squirrels who dash at these latitudes. And to the east squadrons of geese crank themselves across the bay.

Then, after a couple of hundred meters into the tidal flats, in a spot where the line between land and water looks like a charcoal sketch, we make the acquaintance….a large, lustrous white bear, tossing about on a bed of grass, yawning and scratching in a seeming state of torpor.

Is this exercise harebrained, facing, without glass, steel cage or fence between, a 1500-pound killer with teeth and claws like knives who can run faster than a horse? Despite our tool use, language abilities and capacity for abstract thought, we are bowed down in the true natural order of the world here, no better than human sliders, two-legged canapés, for the dominant beasts.

Mike with bear. Dennis Fast photo.
Mike with bear. Dennis Fast photo.

Terry, stormless and cool, a 12-gauge shotgun slung from his belt, explains that after the bears exit the ice in summer they go into a state of “walking hibernation,” slowing down the metabolism, eating little, waiting for the Hudson Bay to refreeze, so they again can roam the ice platform and hunt seals.

It’s this slowed-down state that allows humans to get close, though it certainly speeds the blood. We are so close I can see his white fur rippling like a field under wind; and I feel the hair bristle on the back of my neck.

We cast long shadows here in summer, and as the sun skips along the horizon we make our way back to the lodge. Inside, in front of a south-facing window the size of Iceland, we’re treated to the first of a pageant of gourmet dinners, all the more fantastic as everything has to be flown in by small plane.

We sip fine Canadian wine (not an oxymoron any more), and dine on dancing chicken, mushroom turnovers, Mandarin orange salad, and mozzarella mashed potatoes.

Never Run

It’s still light, though, well past my bedtime when I make my way to my room. As I shut the door I see a sign on the back where often is found fire escape routes or rates. But this may be the only lodge in the world in which all the rooms have door signs announcing the rules of “Bear Safety,” including my favorite, #6: “Never Run.”

“Hurry. The tide waits for no man or woman,” Terry scolds the next morning as I worm on my gumboots. Indeed, the Hudson Bay tide is dramatic in front of the lodge, leaving several hundred yards of mud in the low, and then rolling up over the teeth of the shoreline with the high, which is when the Zodiacs can be launched.

Under the lambent light of morning, we motor south to the shallow mouth of the Seal River, where nutrient-rich waters host the highest concentration of belugas in the world.

The scientific name for beluga is Delphinapterus leucas, “white dolphin without a wing” (meaning without a dorsal fin), and indeed the pale peel distinguishes belugas from all other whales or dolphins and makes them look like sunken ghosts slipping about.

Gathering Room of the lodge. Robert Postma photo.As Terry turns off the engine the air is filled with the whoosh of surfacing whales, of water spouting blithely from spiracles, jets that catch the sun.

White whales pass under our boat like gleaming underwater missiles, evoking lore oft denied, that belugas were secretly trained by the Soviet navy to attack enemy frogmen with harpoons attached to their backs, and to carry out kamikaze strikes against enemy ships.

They do have the most sophisticated echolocation system of any marine mammal, and supposedly learned to distinguish between Soviet and foreign submarines by the sounds of propellers, and were taught to carry mines to the hulls of enemy vessels to blow them (and themselves) up.

Hard to fathom as Terry slips a hydrophone into the water, and we are serenaded with cheery whistles, bird-like cheeps, rascally raspberries, funhouse door hinges and rubber-band boings, not the sounds expected of soldiers in the sea.

Then he noticed that the whales liked the prop noise and bubbles from the boat engine, and would follow his wake. So, he decided to tow his daughters behind. Now pods of belugas would muster, but it was difficult to see them while being pulled head-first by the boat.

So, he decided to turn things around, and put the rope around the ankles, turned on the motor, and towed his daughters backwards. Now scores of smiling belugas would approach and play around the face of anyone being towed.

Then, he discovered they like music, and so now the human trollers sing to the cigar-shaped whales, and they sing back. They are often called “canaries of the sea,” and are, it turns out, the most vocal whales in the world, with over 1200 sounds at their disposal. And, they love a good duet.

As Terry pulls me back into the boat he points out a watery horizon churning with belugas. “The western Hudson Bay belugas make up about 35 percent of the world’s population of the whales,” he says with authority. And then, “It’s important to know that studies show that 85% of statistics are made up.”

Back at the ranch, Mike shares that not only has he built a high-end safari-like lodge in the middle of one of the harshest environments on earth, but he has made it the greenest retreat in the Canadian Arctic. It is completely off the grid.

Bedroom at the lodge.
Bedroom at the lodge in Northern Manitoba.

“We like being remote. We like doing something a little more on the fringe, more on the edge.” He overwrote the former shack and assembled his version with driftwood and stone from the shoreline.

Solar panels provide the power; the water is heated by bottled-gas. A greywater recycling system is employed. Even the menus feature humanely harvested local fish, game, wild berries, and salad greens from the highest latitude vegetable garden in Canada, just outside the door.

Polar Bears instead of Puppies

After a lunch of caribou chili con carne with utterly addictive Nanaimo bars for dessert, I chat with Karli and Allison, two of Mike’s daughters. They were brought up here, and instead of puppies they had polar bears in the yard, and instead of TV or video games, they swam with belugas, watched the Northern Lights and chased sik-siks.

The first bedroom in the lodge was the size of a laundry room (what it is today), and while Mike and Jeanne slept on one end, Karli and Allison, and their sister Rebecca and brother Adam, slept on the other, stacked like cordwood on shelves.

“Several times I’ve had to wipe Polar Bear snot off the windows,” Allison divulges as one of her chores. While most children learn about other cultures and languages through books and videos, the Reimer girls just talked to the guests. The world came to them, and every week they had new visitors from all the meridians of the world who shared the lingua franca of adventure and wildlife.

The Little House on the Tundra is today staffed with family members, from the chefs to the pilots to hostesses, mechanics and boat drivers. Karli has a new baby, Ezra, whom Mike brings out to show off….the next generation, already grinning with promise.

The next few days are spent alternatively walking with master predators, swimming with toothed whales, eyeing avifauna (arctic terns, bald eagles, gulls, geese, godwits, gyrfalcons, grebes and such…there are over 100 species here) and stuffing faces with sumptuous meals.

Mike tells that as he was raising his kids in the lodge they would often swim with the thousands of belugas off their front deck. But even though the cetaceans are famously curious, there were few close encounters.

Designer Cocktails in the Lodge

Hi Boys! Marybeth Bond photo.
Hi Boys! Marybeth Bond photo.

Back at the lodge, Allison mixes designer cocktails, Seal River Slammers, a concoction of sloe gin, raspberry juice, sweet and sour mix, lemon and Blue Curacao. Combined with the caribou bacon wraps, we start to collectively hallucinate…a neighbor, wrapped in white fleece, is ambling over for hors d’oeuvres.

Just another polar bear, Allison rectifies, and hands over a pair of binoculars with one hand, while pouring another cocktail with the other.

Then over a dinner of caribou hip roast capped with sabayon fruit bowls with cherry almond biscotti, Mike shares he was a southern Manitoba farm boy who kept gazing north.

His wife’s side of the family has been involved in adventure tourism for over 40 years; in the lodging business for a century.

A Magic Potion

And somehow the chemical mixture of the merged families made a magic potion that put lodges in the most severe landscapes on the planet, against the odds and pleas for sanity. Now, though, former naysayers are looking into building along the upper Hudson Bay; and the folks who run the polar bear theme park tours on tundra buggies are openly envious of the Churchill Wild walking safaris, and others are looking into offering whale swimming tours similar to what Mike and his family pioneered.

But Mike’s not too concerned. He was first, and knows he will always be a step ahead of the madding crowd.

History just may prove Mike Reimer the sanest of the lot.

Richard Bangs

Richard Bangs has published more than 1000 magazine articles, 19 books, produced a score of documentaries and several CD-ROMs; and has lectured at the Smithsonian, the National Geographic Society, the Explorers Club and many other notable venues. He is currently producing and hosting the new PBS series, Richard Bangs’ Adventures with Purpose. He lives in Venice Beach CA.

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